“Punk's not Ded"
― Hank Green
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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

assgod:

the most unrealistic ideal of beauty

trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home.
Gattaca, 1997 (via neptunuss) ←

The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails