“Punk's not Ded"
― Hank Green
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l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

obsidianshadow:

Funeral song ideas

Shrek soundtrack
Thanks for the Memories (while my body is spinning around attached to a ceiling fan and there’s glitter n shit)
Centuries
Weird Al polka songs
Prison Bitch (listen to it though lol)
Anaconda
Pokemon theme
Waiting for the Bus in the Rain

briarhollow:

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

You aren’t playing with your legos correctly.

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

PUT IT IN

umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

oh hahahahahaha

ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

northwesst:

Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire