Colin o’Donoghue making funny faces to GMA audience in NYC (x)
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia
I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday
This deserves a post on its own because Hannibal looks adorable wearing those oven mitts.
I grabbed the wrong book to take to Barnes and noble to study with, I am so stupid why can’t I do things right
breaking news patrick is a stubborn 4 year old
uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one
Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!
are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis
hygiene is important to everyone
they have no mouths
don’t be racist
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
me at a job interview
For Lent I’m just giving up in general
The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom.
Aaron Abrams I love you